Mummy, I found a bug!

Oh, that’s cool 🙂

I got ‘im.

What do you mean? You caught him? Or you squashed him?

I squished him.

Oh. Poor bug!

No, he’s alright. It’s okay, Mummy – he’s just having a little sleep.

 

 

…Hmm. My son is already master of the euphemism.

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